A trip to the Doctor:

A rubber lover accompanied his very sick lover to the doctor's office. After the sick man's checkup, the doctor called the rubber lover into his office alone.

He said, "Your lover is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following your lover will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. Be sure you clean and powder his rubber every morning as well as your own. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he has probably had a tough day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love to him in rubber several times a day and satisfy his every rubber whim and desire. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year I think your lover will regain his health completely and live."

On the way home the very sick lover asked his rubber lover. "What did the doctor say to you, that he would not tell me?"

The rubber lover replied: "You're going to die." .