The Dr. Mad Max Winter Holiday Escape
February 2004, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Straitjackets On Ice
Max had been very grumpy the last couple of days. His shoulder operation prevented him from his greatest Winter pleasure of skiing and skating. The hospital provided sling used to rest his arm and shoulder was not very comfortable, so in the house he was using a Psycho SJ3 straitjacket to support his arm. But after this bad morning Suni got the idea that enough was enough and a little public embarrassment might remind Max his grumpiness was not appreciated. There would be consequences for his actions. So Suni put both of Max's arms in the Psycho sj after breakfast and did it up tight and left him in it from late morning until they returned from the sightseeing on the canal. Max had little choice but to go along. It had been done many times before on the streets of Ottawa. The canal should be no different. Oh yeah?????
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"Don't bug me, I'm busy." Still grumpy complaining the ice was too slippery. |
"Why is everyone leaving?" Freak in a straitjacket on the ice? What did you expect?" |
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"Hello,
over here!" |
Gee why do they steer clear of me? |
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"It's
your fault no one wants to be in the photos" |
" This
is better, where's my reindeer?" |
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"But
I really prefer skating
the canal." |
"Um,
why is everyone avoiding me again?" |
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"Could
we find a place to rest? It's tiring just sitting here all day while
you take photos." |
"This
is nice. When do I get to eat? What are you doing? A latex sj
- why?" |
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What
did I do to deserve this? The latex hood and gag is really hot
under the balaclava and toque. The hood has nose holes so I can
at least breath. Glad Suni thought of that at least! But why
the latex sj over the cotton sj? Suni was afraid I
would escape if the cotton one came off? Suni
is really mean not even letting me see? |
Getting
a little warm, I smell hot rubber, my face is pretty warm and
sweaty. My nose is itchy. Do I just sit here all day and roast?
Oh boy! Can I have some attention? |
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I
would like to say something, but I can't! |
Making
me wait, I can't even watch the skaters. That's mean. |
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What
is Suni doing? I need the latex hood off I can't see and can
hardly breath. |
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I
think I must have pissed Suni off. 2 straitjackets under a hot latex
bodybag, then a latex hood and gagged hidden under a warm balaclava
and wool hat? |
A
tad warm in here, it must be the big latex Protector bodybag to hold
this stuff inside. Sure is getting wet in here too. |
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I
wonder if I should try to smile? I hear cameras clicking. |
"Go
for your skate, then and leave me here all alone. See if I
care." |
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ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz |
Oh where are you? Hello? Anybody home? |
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Sigh
all alone nobody loves me. |
ZZZZZzzzzzz |
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"About
time I got some fresh air. It was hot. You left me alone for
hours!" |
"Ok,
I'll be quiet, but just wait. I'll get you back." |
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"You
are going to take me where? |
"What
open water? It should be all frozen." |
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"Why
do you want to
drown me? Oh !" |
"So
nice of you to leave me in the middle of the canal.
Skaters almost hit me". |
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"Can
we go home now?" |
"Hey
don't dump me out. Your what? Making me slither back to
the stairway on the cold wet ice in
this? You
are mean. Very cruel. I'll take you out for Sushi if you let me walk
home. Please?" |
The gag and balaclava was a little extra pay back for Max being so grumpy earlier in the day. Suni said later the latex hood just happened to be in the bag too and put it on to hold the gag in place. He really didn't like not being able to see. Max promised to be good and take Suni out for Sushi if he was released from the latex bodybag. (Max hates Sushi. Suni loves Sushi) He was getting cold and very wet in the bag. All the sweat from 3 hours in the bag plus an hour in the cotton sj contributed to that. The sun was going down and getting cold. The temperature outside was only -7C. He really wanted to get home soon and warm up with a hot shower.
Max was let out of the oversized latex Protector bodybag and then the latex Zwanghaft - LSJP3 - Straitjacket. But he had to wear the cotton Psycho sj to walk home. It was hidden under his Gortex ski suit. Suni had to hold on to him as it was slippery walking. He grumbled all the way home just as he had in going to the canal earlier, and like then, he was still wearing the cotton Psycho SJ3 straitjacket. It was never off the entire outing. Suni liked that.